- HOUSTON TEXANS – Weren’t great Monday night but good enough. Almost a tie with the 49ers.
- SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS – 621 Yards of offense. Best defense in the league. Scary, scary, team.
- ATLANTA FALCONS – Only 5-0 team but Redskins could have beaten them. Defense a problem?
- BALTIMORE RAVENS – Lucky to beat a weak K.C. team. Not much of a road threat at all.
- NEW ENGLAND PATS – Pats outdo Broncos. Brady vs. Peyton 13. Running game outta nowhere.
- NEW YORK GIANTS – Spot Browns 14, handle them with over 500 yards of offense. Still tough.
- MINNESOTA VIKINGS – Vikes for real. Crush Tennessee. Ponder improving weekly. 4-1 record.
- ARIZONA CARDINALS – Lose in St. Louis but 4 wins are all against good teams. Will stick around.
- CHICAGO BEARS – Bears CRUSH Jacksonville. Score 28 in 4th quarter. Excellent defense. Tough.
- DENVER BRONCOS – Lose a tough one in Foxboro. Peyton knows something we don’t. Weird.
- PITTSBURGH STEELERS – Ben doesn’t let them loose when he has a chance. Beat Eagles. Big win.
- PHILADELPHIA EAGLES – Vick needs super glue for fingers. Team not bad, but not that good.
- SAN DIEGO CHARGERS – Lose a shootout and give Saints, Brees first win of the season. Still OK.
- SEATTLE SEAHAWKS – Hawks beat Panthers on the road. Competing hard. Have a good chance.
- ST. LOUIS RAMS – Beat a good Zona team. Now 3-2 and line up some good teams. Fish the diff.
- MIAMI DOLPHINS – I picked this upset. Not really an upset. They’re pretty good and improving.
- CINCINNATI BENGALS – Another team I told people wasn’t that good. No defense. No playoffs.
- GREEN BAY PACKERS – Like I said before, they’re not that good. No OL. No defense. No playoffs.
- WASHINGTON REDSKINS – Almost beat the Falcons. RG3 hurt. Defense looked good for a while.
- NEW YORK JETS – Lose Revis, Holmes. Weak OL and defense gonna make for long yr. Rex????
- DETROIT LIONS – Biggest disappointment in the league. Stafford lost. D lost. Schwartz losing it.
- DALLAS COWBOYS – Hopefully they get something done during bye week. Should fire HC Garrett
- INDY COLTS – Luck coming along fine. Coming off bye week. Defense improving. Pack this week.
- NEW ORLEANS SAINTS – Brees breaks Unitas record. Peyton gets to visit. Saints win a game.
- BUFFALO BILLS – Get nuked by 49ers. Gave up over 600 yards of offense. Can’t score either.
- TAMPA BAY BUCS – Bucs have bye week. Best news for a long time. Have a lot of work to do.
- CAROLINA PANTHERS – Carolina Cam don’t get offensive touchdown. Lose to Seahawks at home
- CLEVELAND BROWNS – Jump out to 14-0 lead. Eli gets pissed, but at least they score points.
- TENNESSEE TITANS – Lose by 23 to team that won 3 games last season. Downward spiral.
- KANSAS CITY CHIEFS – Now they play some defense and still lose. Cheer Cassel getting KO’d.
- OAKLAND RAIDERS – Hopefully they’re getting something done in the bye week. C’mon Reggie.
- JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS –Definitely the worst team in the league right now. MJD but they SUCK